Unstinking The World Of
Peter Autoblunder

an alloy of current art forms and literary liberties

Keith Clementson

Page 18

EPISODE 1
Page 18

Minimal art image from Page 18 of a 69 page exhibit.

Title:

"Treading lightly is Peter's primary directive; the smaller the footprint, the better."

Subtitle

"My Dear Otiose Tenantry

How does such an incontrovertible dearth of sagacity -- utterly astounding, by the way -- ever manage to open a can of ravioli? To believe the can is not really there, then to take up the task of opening it, what an epic chasm in the progression of logic! More and more amazing to me each day is the way your glacial mind will move boulders to make way for its own intagliated dreamscape! You are an extraordinary tour de farce, as unenviable as your cans of gruel.

In a sudden burst of altruism I've decided to take the high road, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to go to the store right now and buy you a new can opener. But, as is a customary request for major donors, you must agree to name the can opener after me. Ha ha ha.

Peggy"

W 37" x H 27"
painted wood and canvas


EPISODE 1

See also

EPISODE 1

EPISODE 2

EPISODE 3

EPISODE 4

Please check back for future episodes.

"Unstinking Peter's World" is an ongoing exhibit of
abstract and figurative art. The exhibit
itself is an ongoing work in progress
and will be updated as artist
Keith Clementson
completes
new art.

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